February 2010
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Kasper Hauser “This American Life”...
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NEWS ALERT: Geraldo opens J.D. Salinger's safe
thestanley:
by Jonathan David Phillips mr.jonathanphillips@gmail.com
Today at 6:45 a.m., Geraldo at Large Host Geraldo Rivera stormed recently deceased reclusive author J.D. Salinger’s New Hampshire compound. Rivera’s goal? To gain access to Salinger’s much rumored safe containing volumes of unpublished novels. What Rivera found was something so unsuspecting yet prophetic for the controversial...
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January 2010
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Harrison Ford: I didn't kill my wife.
Harrison Ford: Get the hell off my plane.
Wait, how would you go about proving the “Activia Challenge” didn’t work in order to get your money back?
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Generation Divide: An Actual Scenario That Repeats...
equivoque:
Me: Hello friend of roughly the same age as I. Here is the name of an unfamiliar location I would like you to meet me at in the near future.
Friend: Why, that location is unfamiliar to me! I shall look on Google Maps to orient myself.
OR
Me: Hello parent. I would like to meet you at this location you have never been to before.
Parent: What’s the address? Which street is that,...
“Dead or alive, you’re coming with me.”
WatchiPad meta humour. Shit just got real.
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“In order to understand how fast and well-designed my penis is, you really have...”
– hotdogsladies
Oh Mr. Mann, you’ve done it again.
“She’s under the impression that you’re a marine biologist.”
– Jerry Seinfeld (via dowe)
“The sea was angry that day my friend…”
Oh man. →
bazaardvark:
bad-motivator:
I may have to go to Calgary this April.
Oh shit. Seriously.
Zoinks, scoobs. Looks like the Bro-ski in Calgary might be getting a visit.
