things from a walk (the theme is purple)
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “Why the long face?” The horse says “I’ve just realized I’m a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative, and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence.”
Do you ever wish David Bowie hadn't beaten you to writing a song called 'Chant Of The Ever Circling Skeletal Family'?
every God damn day of my life