misplaced footwear

Describe your last fart using only a movie title

picklejesus:

party-wok:

lifesgrandparade:

truthchains:

allthewhiskeyinheaven:

pop-snacking:

oldtobegin:

artyucko:

cmpblldllghn:

annicka:

dumpsterdog:

The Day The Earth Stood Still

Apocalypse Now

Cheers

To Kill a Mockingbird 

1492: Conquest of Paradise

swamp thing

There Will Be Blood

The Wind That Shakes the Barley

The Truman Show

The Limits of Control

Enemy At The Gates.

From Dusk Till Dawn

No Country for Old Men

Source: dumpsterdog

These are the sort of weather warnings we get on the west coast.

These are the sort of weather warnings we get on the west coast.

Well I’m glad you asked. It’s actually a very interesting story. It all began about two years ago before Maggie was even born. Bart, you were Lisa’s age and Lisa, you were… the age Bart was several years ago.

Listen carefully and my words will shape images as clear as any TV show. It was a tumultuous time for our nation: the clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live. The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek. And the domestication of the dog continued unabated.

- Homer Simpson, Storyteller (via sam)

I still strive every day to tell my stories as elegantly as this.

vagneto:

do you ever just see someone’s url go by on your dashboard and you just wanna…

image

u jelly?

Source: vagneto

I can feel it today, that summer feeling. It’s going to be a good one, right? Let’s all drink some beers in the park and play some bocce and croquet soon, okay?

vanityfair:

It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World | Mad Men's Kiernan Shipka
Photograph by Williams and Hirakawa. 

vanityfair:

It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World | Mad Men's Kiernan Shipka

Photograph by Williams and Hirakawa. 

Source: vanityfair.com

What Happened to Canada? ⇢

lifeaquatic:

This is a good piece that sums up what I try to tell American friends on a regular basis. Especially when it comes to this:

If there is a battle over the future of Canada, its frontline is the issue of resource extraction. This is where the most frightening stories are emerging and the most dynamic forms of resistance as well. 

Welcome to my world. It’s pretty insane to watch it all unfold.

A thing you should all read.

anil:

In this, the most incredible industrial manufacturing video ever made, we get a glimpse of 1995 as the employees of Sony’s CD manufacturing plant in Pittman, NJ offer a view into the pressing of the discs for the then-current release of Michael Jackson’s 2-CD HIStory set.

Addressing Michael directly as if he were a North Korean leader holding them hostage, the employees wrap the most banal details of the CD manufacturing process in a series of exhortations about the inevitable success of Dear Leader’s new release. Like HIStory itself, the video is accompanied by all of Michael’s classic hits, as an enticement to endure it.

At 3:43, Dot Short calls him “Mike”, as if she’s never heard of Michael Jackson. In all, it’s a must-watch. Nine minutes of bliss.

Fascinating in so many ways.

Source: anil

g33kery:

blue-blazer-irregulars:

Apple II version. Look forward to some perler bead art based off of these.

Buckaroo Banzai, I want you to push button.

Source: blue-blazer-irregulars

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