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Applesauce
Why has it been so long since I’ve had applesauce? It’s a big bowl of delicious.
New addition to the emergency car birthday card pen: emergency blank cards. (Taken with instagram)
- IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
- IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
- IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
- IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
- IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
- IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
- IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
- IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
- IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
- IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
- IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
- IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
- IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
- IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
- IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
Source: bash.org
Thank You For Being A Friend
This whole “Saint Valentine’s Day” thing has been getting more and more ridiculous since 1847 or so. There’s not much I can do to change that now, so…
You’re all my valentines! Or whatever you want to call it. Regardless, I’ve got some good friends and pals out there, both online and off. And I feel pretty lucky for that. So, “thanks”.
Source: youtube.com
“Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel.”
Source: abloodymess
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