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neil-gaiman:

Back when God and Al Gore and Tim Berners-Lee got together and invented the Internet, all the creatures gathered round.
“But what is it good for?” they asked.
And God looked at Al Gore and Tim Berners-Lee and they looked back at him shiftily. So god turned to all the creatures.
“One day,” She proclaimed, “there will be a whole blog that just combines photographs of cats with Magnetic Fields lyrics. That’s what it’s for.”
And all the creatures were silent.
“And that’s it?” said one of the angels, a bit puzzled.
“Well, that and porn,” said Al Gore.
strangepawers:

I Don’t Want To Get Over You

neil-gaiman:

Back when God and Al Gore and Tim Berners-Lee got together and invented the Internet, all the creatures gathered round.

“But what is it good for?” they asked.

And God looked at Al Gore and Tim Berners-Lee and they looked back at him shiftily. So god turned to all the creatures.

“One day,” She proclaimed, “there will be a whole blog that just combines photographs of cats with Magnetic Fields lyrics. That’s what it’s for.”

And all the creatures were silent.

“And that’s it?” said one of the angels, a bit puzzled.

“Well, that and porn,” said Al Gore.

strangepawers:

I Don’t Want To Get Over You

Source: strangepawers

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