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Sad Sack Bullied By Area Goose

ARLINGTON, MA—According to onlookers in Wright Park, local sad sack Morgan Jennings was intimidated, bullied, and sent fleeing for safety by a Canada goose today while walking beside the park’s namesake pond.


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theonion:

Sad Sack Bullied By Area Goose

ARLINGTON, MA—According to onlookers in Wright Park, local sad sack Morgan Jennings was intimidated, bullied, and sent fleeing for safety by a Canada goose today while walking beside the park’s namesake pond.

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  1. tbfoot reblogged this from theonion
  2. seaf0amy reblogged this from theonion and added:
    OMG I WAS ATTACKED BY A GOOSE WHEN I WAS LITTLE. *shutter* evil creaturess
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  5. easliykevin reblogged this from theonion and added:
    They joke, but geese are terrifying. Ask anyone. Well, actually, only really ask wherethesheridansare….
  6. joelberghorst reblogged this from theonion and added:
    1 more reason why I hate geese.
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  12. khealywu reblogged this from sam and added:
    Yeah, Will Hines is having a GREAT weekend you guys.
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  15. dontcookbilly reblogged this from channel101tumblr and added:
    Sure looks like Will.
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