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“It will just get messy again. I like it like this, it shows we have better things to do than cleaning.”

skinnyghost:

This shit is hilarious.

School

“I don’t understand why I have to go to school at all, the internet knows more than all the teachers there put together.”

2001 A Space Odyssey

“This movie is so boring. I would rather be staring at the wall and holding my breath for two hours.

Religion

“If I was god I would make all the girls in the world wear no clothes.”

via robotindisguise

Source: jordanhudson

Notes

  1. sam reblogged this from skinnyghost and added:
    “It will just get messy again....like it like this, it shows we
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  3. lukesimcoe reblogged this from jordanhudson and added:
    Aside from the insightful comedy here (does anyone know if the letters are real or contrived?), what really seals the...
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  5. paultron reblogged this from robotindisguise and added:
    I like: “If I could have only one super power it would be to breathe in space.” and “If we went into a shop and I put a...
  6. jordanhudson reblogged this from robotindisguise and added:
    I didn’t include detention #4. He got in trouble for bringing a computer game to school:...
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