misplaced footwear

The following is my ritual when put in a new environment:

davethebrave:

lackofwords:

doubledoors:

  1. Locate all escape routes.
  2. Observe peers and carefully decide who goes on my “this person might be carrying a knife” list.
  3. Observe peers and carefully decide who goes on my “this person might make it to my bed” list.
  4. Eliminate any overlapping individuals from list #2.
  5. Meet no one.
  6. Wash hands.
  7. Go home.

Source: doubledoors

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