Recipe for a Supervillain.
1. Deep feelings of social isolation and exclusion. There are two social events I am missing out on right now.
2. Professional pressure to excel at consequence of deep shame. Everyone I love believes in me; everyone I know professionally is relying on me.
3. Narrow-minded obsession with an equally narrow topic. I’m going to know everything about phlebotomy in the nineteenth century before this term is out whether I like it or not.
4. …A topic that no ‘peon’ understands. “So, your thesis contributes to society how, again?”
Stir in the bitterness and vengeful feelings this cocktail creates, add ice, and…
5. A vat of chemicals. …okay, aside from the 4 cups of Peruvian coffee and the gross(ly overpriced) cheeseburger from the res caf I’ve had today, I got nothing.
I guess the world remains safe from me for a while yet.
I can attest to the face that Marri’s awesomeness is the only thing keeping her from becoming a supervillain. Any less awesome, and she would destroy us all. Which would be awesome… So that might actually cancel everything out…
Source: equivoque
