All Februaries are without a doubt, the Worst Months in any given Year. Unpronounceable. Cold. Gray. Barren. A dumping ground for feature films. The month when you have finally used up all the tasty frozen preserves that you slaved over in a burst of super green eco-energy last summer. Now all you have left is freezer-burned hamburger meat, and you couldn’t care less. The whole month is like freezer-burned hamburger meat. Put some ketchup on it and choke it down.
- Samantha Bee (via babyastronauts | sade | synecdoche) (via bestrooftalkever)
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