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Modern Drunkard Magazine | The 86 Rules of Boozing ⇢

dowe:

72. Never argue your tab at the end of the night. Remember, you’re hammered and they’re sober. It’s akin to a precocious five-year-old arguing the super-string theory with a physicist. 99.9% of the time you’re wrong and either way you’re going to come off as a jackass.

I would like this list in a nicely typeset iPhone app. But that’s just because I’m a huge nerd.

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