NEWMAN: (peering at bottle label) What is this ‘MI, ten cents’?
KRAMER: That’s Michigan. In Michigan you get ten cents.
NEWMAN: Ten cents!?
KRAMER: Yeah.
NEWMAN: Wait a minute. You mean you get five cents here, and ten cents there. You could round up bottles here and run ‘em out to Michigan for the difference.
KRAMER: No, it doesn’t work.
NEWMAN: What d’you mean it doesn’t work? You get enough bottles together…
KRAMER: Yeah, you overload your inventory and you blow your margins on gasoline. Trust me, it doesn’t work.
JERRY: (re-entering) Hey, you’re not talking that Michigan deposit bottle scam again, are you?
KRAMER: No, no, I’m off that.
NEWMAN: You tried it?
KRAMER: Oh yeah. Every which way. Couldn’t crunch the numbers. It drove me crazy.
JERRY: (leaving) You two keep an eye on each other?
NEWMAN/KRAMER: (simultaneous) No problem. You bet.
Jerry exits, shaking his head.(via The Bottle Deposit 1)
This two-parter ranks among my favourite Seinfeld episodes =.
Source: dailyseinfeld
Notes
-
cardigangirl reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
-
social-assassin reblogged this from dailyseinfeld and added:
dailyseinfeld remember when i saw kramer in belfast maine LOL
-
grizzlycub reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
-
random-expletive liked this
-
wheezethejuice liked this
-
thestorminateacup liked this
-
sholltrain reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
-
fuckyeahmichaelrichards reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
-
versorge liked this
-
wzzard liked this
-
kevinnuut liked this
-
thisisthelifeichose reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
-
anotherfreesocialnetworkingsite reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
-
hedonistoic reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
-
hedonistoic liked this
-
seanosaur reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
-
theswimmerking liked this
-
adburrows reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
-
adburrows liked this
-
hobbescomics reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
-
ni3tzsche liked this
-
xianjahn liked this
-
grieve-machine liked this
-
euphoricelixir liked this
-
sicksickersickest reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
-
115thdream liked this
-
moneycashflows reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
-
painiac liked this
-
jtothemart reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
-
kinect- liked this
-
sam reblogged this from dailyseinfeld and added:
This two-parter ranks among my favourite Seinfeld episodes =.
-
ossus liked this
-
theheartoflife- reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
-
ad-libitum reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
-
thejokell liked this
-
lionel-frankenstein liked this
-
samiknowsbest liked this
-
theme-dication reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
-
myfojo reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
-
sweetsonofabitch liked this
-
aarrmm liked this
-
elliottsmelliott liked this
-
hey-beautysupreme liked this
-
gopilogo reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
-
dizzlesmapps liked this
-
deadprecedents liked this
-
theendofspeech reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
-
highsee reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
-
babetron reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
-
ninteen84 reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
- Show more notes
About
Hi. I'm Sam. I'm a huge nerd.
No, I don't work at tumblr. And no, you can't have my tumblr username. I had to fight a bear to get it.
Ask me anything
Connect
