Well I’m glad you asked. It’s actually a very interesting story. It all began about two years ago before Maggie was even born. Bart, you were Lisa’s age and Lisa, you were… the age Bart was several years ago.
Listen carefully and my words will shape images as clear as any TV show. It was a tumultuous time for our nation: the clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live. The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek. And the domestication of the dog continued unabated.